G’day, mates.
While Martin is (presumably) off sunning himself in Spain or something, I’m here with an update.
Ages ago, we promised a bunch of stuff was coming for you. Life, as usual, got in the way. Time differences, jobs and contracts, kids, Donald Trump (just in a general sense), house moving, the lot.
But in the words of Professor Farnsworth, I have good news, everyone!
After beavering away in the background, we’ve finally got more to share. Rather than purely podcasting, we’re constructing a weird writery hovel on the internet, and paid subscribers are funding the build.
Join for a small contribution and you’ll get access to rants, AI chaos, bonus podcast rambles, book drafts, and the occasional dose of absolute bollocks.
It’s just €5 a month for everything (but you can pay more if you want, I won’t stop you).
For the cheap seats:
There will be almost no interruption to your regular service! I mean, I only pay for a couple of my favourite podcasts, so I get it. It sucks when a podcast you like suddenly gets all paywalled to shit and you get nowt but ads telling you to subscribe.
We’re not doing that. Free subscribers will continue receiving all of our normal episodes, along with occasional bits of writing.
Of course, you will still be able to send us questions - please keep doing that.
You’ll also get some of the paywalled stuff released after 6 months.
The main thing you’ll miss out on is the Y-Fronts briefs - you’ll still get the episode, just not the chance to enter. Them’s the breaks.
For our paying subscribers:
If you like us enough to pay for it, we’ll make it worth your while. You’ll get extra cool stuff like:
Early Access: all podcasts and posts 24 hours before anyone else
Special Episodes: cheeky little snippets and bonus bits
Y-Fronts Briefs: compete for glory in our Y-Fronts! While everyone gets to hear the episode, only paid subscribers get the brief.
Waffle & Offal: writings, podcast outtakes and other stuff we deem unfit for the broader public
Subscriber Chat: have a yarn with us! Just like a WhatsApp group, only better.
The Draft Extruder*: You’ll get early drafts of my in-progress book about copywriting.
Other Stuff: TBD, but we have ideas.
*sorry
Now, I’m sure you want some evidence that there’s actually more stuff coming. Well, you won’t have to wait long - I’ll be publishing something very soon, and it’ll be free to air.
But paid subscribers take note, the Subscriber Chat is now open, and we’ll have more juicy secret stuff for you in there.
That’s all for now, but we’ll be back very soon.
H